Christian collects real accomplishments, strong coffee, and an irrational hatred for the words “delivery,” “dedication,” and “great team” used as emotional support for mediocrity.
- Job: Senior Security Manager in a large European banking group
- Role: Professional doer-of-things, not a pipeline of synergies
- Superpower: Translating "robust stakeholder engagement" into "I emailed people until something happened"
- Interests: Fixing stuff, ignoring buzzword bingo, and giving honest feedback you can actually act on
- Motto: If it sounds like a press release, it probably is. Say it plainly or don’t say it at all.
Open to real conversations, suspicious of phrases that require a translator.
